Michael Jackson Denies Health Rumors

Micheal "I did not use bleach" Jackson's rep Dr. Tohme Tohme issues a statement today. "Concerning this author's allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized 'biography.'"

"The writer's wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson's health are a total fabrication," the statement continued."Mr. Jackson is in fine health, and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company & television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances."

You mean to tell me this is a healthy man? OK my uncle Jo Jo walked around with a mask and dresses on and now he's in the crazy house on the mountain!